jared schwartz

Described as "the love child of James Bond, Rocky Horror and Puccini," Episode one of GERARD NOIR debuted to great acclaim at the 2023 Edinburgh Festival Fringe.  I created, wrote, composed and sang in the world premiere of this quirky, queer and quacky spy spoof following the adventures of the world's sexiest super spy, Gerard Noir.  Gerard doesn't have much to offer the world except a handsome face, a perfectly chiseled body and ...the largest member opera's ever seen!  And sometimes that's all it takes to save the world!

We put the dick in ridiculous.

Featuring a cast of six singers, this operatic television series is currently scored for piano with 2 mezzos, 2 tenors, and 2 bass-baritones.

All seven episodes of season one are written and season two is currently in the works.